Herman Cain? Fuck Yeah!

Please don't give up, Herman: Major announcement tomorrow

Fri, 02 Dec 2011 20:32:10 -0500

Please don't give up, Herman: Major announcement tomorrow

Cain Launches Women For Herman Cain web site

Fri, 02 Dec 2011 12:53:29 -0500

Cain Launches Women For Herman Cain web site:

maybe he meant, “the women of Herman Cain”

cain touched this

Fri, 02 Dec 2011 12:52:23 -0500

cain touched this

Cain’s lady d’jour

Mon, 28 Nov 2011 18:53:00 -0500

Cain’s lady d’jour

Cain Announces New Affair Allegation. "She was a friend...." With Benefits

Mon, 28 Nov 2011 17:43:51 -0500

Cain Announces New Affair Allegation. "She was a friend...." With Benefits

Wall Street Journal's Peggy Noonan on why Cain is an insult to America

Wed, 23 Nov 2011 11:50:29 -0500

Wall Street Journal's Peggy Noonan on why Cain is an insult to America

Crap like this makes you want to 999 the government. Really.

Tue, 22 Nov 2011 16:43:12 -0500

Crap like this makes you want to 999 the government. Really.:

“I’m not quite sure how I stumbled onto it, but I found that OSHA (the Occupational Safety and Health Administration, part of the United States Department of Labor) have an Android application. The purpose of the application is to provide information about the heat index and the corresponding safety warnings. Essentially, it is a temperature converter, it converts a temperature into a safety level. Being an Android developer myself, I wanted to give it a try to see how it handled.”

Cain Cancels Meeting With New Hampshire Union Leader

Fri, 18 Nov 2011 12:18:16 -0500

Cain Cancels Meeting With New Hampshire Union Leader:

Cain refused to be video taped. Gee, I wonder why?!??!?!? The endorsement of this conservative leaning paper is said to be must to wining the state. 999

Oh and one more thing

Fri, 18 Nov 2011 08:16:31 -0500

So is this sexual harassment thing over now.

Have we just moved on?

Fine by me. Really. Who cares?

Foreign Affairs tries to articulate something coherent out of...

Fri, 18 Nov 2011 08:14:00 -0500

Foreign Affairs tries to articulate something coherent out of Herman on that foreign policy thing. We are so fucked.

One less Rick Perry to worry about

Wed, 16 Nov 2011 14:05:30 -0500

One less Rick Perry to worry about

Herman’s badass 404 page on his website

Wed, 16 Nov 2011 13:58:06 -0500

Herman’s badass 404 page on his website

Herman Cain on why you don’t have a job

Tue, 15 Nov 2011 16:53:00 -0500

Herman Cain on why you don’t have a job

Watch, listen and then tell us what Herman is saying. We...

Mon, 14 Nov 2011 21:56:00 -0500

Watch, listen and then tell us what Herman is saying. We couldn’t tell, despite repeated viewings. Our best guess is that he is SAYING NOTHING. The comments on the video are priceless but then again, so is 999!

Herman’s defining campaign poster

Sun, 13 Nov 2011 06:58:06 -0500

Herman’s defining campaign poster

Mark Block Screws Up His Facts Again!

Wed, 09 Nov 2011 13:57:53 -0500

Mark Block Screws Up His Facts Again!:

Mark Block went on Hannity to announce that Karen Kraushaar’s son works for Politico, the source of the first allegation regarding Cain and sexual harassment. There is just two problems; Mark Kraushaar stopped working for Politico a year ago but worse is the fact that other than sharing the same last name Mark and Karen are not related AT ALL. OOPS!!!!

A Fourth Woman Emerges

Wed, 09 Nov 2011 13:54:56 -0500

A Fourth Woman Emerges:

Oh Cain you dirty dog.

Video

Wed, 09 Nov 2011 13:13:52 -0500

Horny Herman raises harassment count to 3. Looks to hit new highs soon.

Fri, 04 Nov 2011 11:41:42 -0400

Horny Herman raises harassment count to 3. Looks to hit new highs soon.

Cain Takes 7 Point Lead In Polls

Wed, 02 Nov 2011 11:59:12 -0400

Cain Takes 7 Point Lead In Polls:

Is 999 resonating with voters or perhaps it’s Herman’s inability to know the names of world leaders, where the country is and if China has the nuke? Yeah, that’s it! He is just like me!